How the fuck do some people get girlfriends/boyfriends so easily. Like wtf, do you just create them in your basement or what

totally-relatable:

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They are fishing with worms. We are fishing with fucking anvils. 

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0newishh:

i want this outfit :(

where can I get your outfit pleas?

0newishh:

i want this outfit :(

where can I get your outfit pleas?

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I told a joke in the elevator. It worked on so many levels



iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Buzzzzy work. A (Taken with instagram)

Buzzzzy work. A (Taken with instagram)


theanimalblog:

Four white tiger cubs, including a rare albino tiger, are seen at the Skazka Zoo in Yalta, Ukraine.  Picture: Skazka Zoo/AP

theanimalblog:

Four white tiger cubs, including a rare albino tiger, are seen at the Skazka Zoo in Yalta, Ukraine.  Picture: Skazka Zoo/AP


teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that fucking easy dude


Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

tahnos-guyliner:

technoskittles:

schizophrenicparadox:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(


tsshhhhhhhh

Eh….why not? Just in case…

Happy mothers day!

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What grades determine:

butitmight:

  • Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
  • Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
  • Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
  • Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable

What grades do NOT determine:

  • Your intelligence
  • Your creativity
  • Your emotional capabilities
  • Your likeliness to succeed
  • Whether you’re a good person

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